Garry & Chelsea kmfm Breakfast Buffet
Start your Monday to Friday with KMFM Breakfast and your hosts Garry and Chelsea. Now get even more of the duo you share your cornflakes with! Let us serve you up the best of Garry and Chelsea - the buffet is now open and is topped up every week!
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Episodes
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E.0.74 - Strictly pants and a Sheppey Sheriff
Thursday, 2 May 2024
So much this week...sneaky spring rolls caused trouble in paradise and dinosaur disappointment means Jurassic Park will never be the same. Garry has levelled up picnic eggs and Chelsea has her eyes on Gorka's pants!
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E.0.73 - Hasbros, Hen Do's and Hole In The Wall
Friday, 26 April 2024
So much this week...Stacey Solomon was kept hostage in Kent and Dartford is having a Strictly makeover. Garry created an epic movie quiz and whatever you do, do not mention creme eggs to Chelsea!
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E.0.72 - Gladiators, Mario Nerf and Horse Hole Patrol
Friday, 19 April 2024
So much this week...Chelsea had a meal deal nightmare and Garry can't believe what he found out about talc. Bin stickers took centre stage and who would've thought a dog walk could be so eventful! And have you HEARD the rumours about Celebrity Gladiators?
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Episode 71 - Gym Icks, Freezer clips, and Clever Kids
Friday, 12 April 2024
So much this week...Garry came up with a genuis hack using a freezer clip, you learnt to wave like a royal and there was some serious hob knob news. Nicole in Girls Allowed made an unbelievable discovery about a rainbow and Chelsea did WHAT at the gym?!
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Episode 70 - Beaver News, Hedgehog Surprises and Porcelain Pigeons
Friday, 5 April 2024
So much this week...Kim Kardashian's pants caused a bit of a problem, and Beaver news took over the Breakfast Show. Chelsea lost her boyfriend, and you will never believe what Garry found that you can feed to your babies! And if you have ANY Easter Eggs l
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Episode 69 - Pokes, Condiment Chaos, and Dyer's DIY Disaster
Wednesday, 3 April 2024
So much this week...Dani Dyer got stuck in a wardrobe, and Chelsea had the dreaded 'meet the in laws'. A condiment crisis has taken over Kent and Deliveroo have started selling WHAT?!
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Episode 68 - Cereal Celebs, Spud Hacks and Dust Suckers
Friday, 22 March 2024
So much this week...the breakfast show was inspired by a pair of sneaky binoculars and Hugh Grant has a cereal inspired new role! Chelsea had a fake tan blunder and Garry has a life hack for the humble spud. But have you SEEN what's in the window?
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Episode 67 - Burger Thiefs, Fanny Packs and The Wibble Wobble Song
Friday, 15 March 2024
So much this week...it was battle of the appliances in Kent and the wibble wobble song went VIRAL! There was a burger thief in the Whatsapp Group Chat and whatever you do don't let your parsnips get sweaty!
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Episode 65 - Bonkers Wonka, Miley's Pegs and Secret Sausage Verses
Friday, 8 March 2024
So much this week...it was celeb central with everyone debating if Beyonce had ever eaten a jacket potato and just HOW did Miley Cyrus get her hair that big. Kent is being taken over by toads and Willy Wonka went viral for all the wrong reasons. And as fa
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Episode 64 - Puppucinnos, Police Wives and Phantom Food Thieves
Monday, 4 March 2024
So much this week...The Breakfast show was full of singing sensations that will leave you hungry and Chelsea has transformed into a detective after the phantom food thief in her apartment block. From garlic bread lovers and healing heartbreak to a brand n
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Episode 63 - Showbiz Pals, Pickle Bouquets and Posh Spice's Big Thing
Friday, 23 February 2024
So much this week...Nigella has the ultimate breakfast hack and Emma Stone has a surprising lookalike. Garry is on a new diet and Chelsea has ruined her boyfriend's online life. There was a lot of horsing around but have you heard about Posh Spice's big t
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Episode 62 - First Dates, Pancakes and Jason Momoa Renovates
Friday, 16 February 2024
So much this week...Ronald in Twydall inspired Kent to believe in love and Garry and Chelsea crowned the father and mother of pancakes. You might want to stock up on pickled onions and Chelsea is one broken chair away from meeting Jason Momoa. But have yo
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Episode 61 - Cabbages, Cowboys and Climbing Through Windows
Friday, 9 February 2024
A packed episode! Chelsea was trying to find Cabbages in Paris, Garry lost out on a job thanks to an unfortunate episode in a bar and most of Kent has climbed through a window!
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Episode 60 - Nannys Advice, Croc Beds and a Minestrone Disaster
Friday, 2 February 2024
So much this week...tea left a salty taste in our mouths and Garry discovered a way you can dance for money. Chelsea travelled 181 miles for a piece of furniture and your Nanna may be the key to winning at life. But for a daily moan...aren't zips SO annoy
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Episode 59 - Puzzles, Pie Day and Edible Pants
Friday, 26 January 2024
So much this week...Garry had a dentist disaster with a musical twist and Chelsea ruined pie day for everyone. BREAKING NEWS there's been a ban on Love Island and there's a secret 3,2,1 formula when it comes to sleep.
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Episode 58 - Gladiators, Blue Monday and Lil Nas X's Collar
Friday, 19 January 2024
So much this week...Blue Monday had a lycra forfeit for Chelsea and Garry has figured out a way you can get FREE CHEESE! Kent achieved Gladiator status, it might be the end for snorers and Lil Nas X's collar caused some controversy. But did you know you c
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Episode 57 - Who Owns The Bag Chips?
Friday, 12 January 2024
So much this week...a shocking discovery was made about Tom Hardy, people are wrapping pickles in cheese and Chelsea is convinced she can persuade Jason Momoa to visit Kent. From sausage roll inspiration, minor betrayals and an emu on the loose this episo
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Episode 56 - Resolutions, Ticket Tongs and Babes in Armour
Friday, 5 January 2024
So much this week...there were weird and wonderful Christmas leftover combinations and a 3 peak challenge perfect for those with a sweet tooth. Ticket tongs could be your number 1 purchase of 2024 and tigger has gone bad! But how are the New Year's Resolu
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Episode 55 - Neanderthals, Naughty Lists and Nanny's Nooks and Crannies
Friday, 22 December 2023
So much this week...Jason Momoa is the reason Chelsea is now on the naughty list and risked it all on a tectonic toilet. The Nativity has a brand new star role and a sprout is taking centre stage. Whatever you do don't play the Wilson's at Mario Kart!
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Episode 54 - Dickens, Facetime and Peach Fuzz
Saturday, 16 December 2023
So much this week...the people of Kent committed horrendous roast dinner crimes and Chelsea saw WHO eating a cinnamon bun! Garry is ahead of 2024 trends (you need to get on board with peach fuzz) and you will never believe what you can do on Facetime!
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So much this week...sausage rolls got a classy upgrade and Chelsea solved a nostalgic 90s mystery! Garry found a dog called Duck and the listeners of Kent got very advent-ures. Question is, barefaced or beard?
Friday, 8 December 2023
So much this week...sausage rolls got a classy upgrade and Chelsea solved a nostalgic 90s mystery! Garry found a dog called Duck and the listeners of Kent got very advent-ures. Question is, barefaced or beard?
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Episode 52 - Elf Proposals, Pringles Panic and Bake Off Golden Buns
Friday, 1 December 2023
So much this week...Pringle panic set in across Kent, and that was just the beginning of the shocking snack news. Chelsea's Whatsapp Group Chat featured a special guest (postman picnic anyone?) and Garry got the giggles over White Fronts. But whatever you
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Episode 51- Chip shop shock, pardoned Turkeys, and mysterious Mr B
Friday, 24 November 2023
So much this week...the Breakfast show was a food frenzy, uncovering a shocking truth about your chip shop and reminding you to check the back of your fridge. Turkey hit celebrity status after a very official pardon and can you guess what the new Crack-A-
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Episode 50 - Windmills, Warning Signs and Wandering Emus
Friday, 17 November 2023
So much this week...Monday moans went in on inanimate objects and Crack-A-Snack finally got solved! Animals took over Kent with a chickhotel and a runaway emu, and have you spotted the famous sheep? But the big question is...if you had a warning sign, wha
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Episode 49 - Bonkers beans, lonely Fiona and hippopotamus
Friday, 10 November 2023
So much this week...Heinz released an official beans on toast method that rattled Kent and Chelsea was given an impossible choice. Garry exposed the annoying listeners of Kent and a potato became a new celebrity in Thanet. But will next week be the moment
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Episode 48 - Naps, Nuggets and Naughty Behaviour
Friday, 3 November 2023
So much this week...nightmare nuggets were terrorising women and Maidstone had a huge dinosaur problem. Vacuum terminators are our new biggest threat and Crack-A-Snack couldn't be saved from another rollover with a French Fry missing the mark. Whatever yo
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Episode 47 - Beard Storage, Tay Tay Blackout and Party Like A Bedbug
Friday, 27 October 2023
So much this week...Garry transformed into Toast Pyschic and Chelsea requested a loyalty card to the Great British Bake Off cry bench. Margate had a DIY celebrity upgrade and people are partying like bed bugs. And does your Whatsapp Group Chat have a figh
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Episode 46 - Croissants, Cream of Tomato and Chelsea's Baby
Saturday, 21 October 2023
So much this week...Garry made a shocking sparkly discovery and Big Brother inspired the people of Kent to share their disgusting noodle news! Crack-A-Snack had an epic rollover and the croisasnt hotline was opened! From Medway zombies to Chelsea's baby,
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Episode 45 - Beckham, Bed Bugs and Breakfast Blunders
Friday, 13 October 2023
So much this week...Chelsea challenged the people of Kent to a game of Crack-A-Snack whilst Garry serenaded with a Strictly Sonnet. There was embarrassing gym nakedness, a Disney showdown and have you heard the shocking discovery about the Beckham documen
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Episode 44 - Strictly, Silly Boyfriends and Stealth Mode
Friday, 6 October 2023
So much this week... Garry may have cracked the showbiz code with Strictly predictly and Chelsea was delayed by pizza. The tech geniuses of Kent took centre stage and silly boyfriends had a whole day of ridiculousness. Bowling has had a shocking change an
