Garry & Chelsea kmfm Breakfast Buffet
Start your Monday to Friday with KMFM Breakfast and your hosts Garry and Chelsea. Now get even more of the duo you share your cornflakes with! Let us serve you up the best of Garry and Chelsea - the buffet is now open and is topped up every week!
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Episodes
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So much this week...sausage rolls got a classy upgrade and Chelsea solved a nostalgic 90s mystery! Garry found a dog called Duck and the listeners of Kent got very advent-ures. Question is, barefaced or beard?
Friday, 8 December 2023
So much this week...sausage rolls got a classy upgrade and Chelsea solved a nostalgic 90s mystery! Garry found a dog called Duck and the listeners of Kent got very advent-ures. Question is, barefaced or beard?
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Episode 52 - Elf Proposals, Pringles Panic and Bake Off Golden Buns
Friday, 1 December 2023
So much this week...Pringle panic set in across Kent, and that was just the beginning of the shocking snack news. Chelsea's Whatsapp Group Chat featured a special guest (postman picnic anyone?) and Garry got the giggles over White Fronts. But whatever you
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Episode 51- Chip shop shock, pardoned Turkeys, and mysterious Mr B
Friday, 24 November 2023
So much this week...the Breakfast show was a food frenzy, uncovering a shocking truth about your chip shop and reminding you to check the back of your fridge. Turkey hit celebrity status after a very official pardon and can you guess what the new Crack-A-
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Episode 50 - Windmills, Warning Signs and Wandering Emus
Friday, 17 November 2023
So much this week...Monday moans went in on inanimate objects and Crack-A-Snack finally got solved! Animals took over Kent with a chickhotel and a runaway emu, and have you spotted the famous sheep? But the big question is...if you had a warning sign, wha
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Episode 49 - Bonkers beans, lonely Fiona and hippopotamus
Friday, 10 November 2023
So much this week...Heinz released an official beans on toast method that rattled Kent and Chelsea was given an impossible choice. Garry exposed the annoying listeners of Kent and a potato became a new celebrity in Thanet. But will next week be the moment
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Episode 48 - Naps, Nuggets and Naughty Behaviour
Friday, 3 November 2023
So much this week...nightmare nuggets were terrorising women and Maidstone had a huge dinosaur problem. Vacuum terminators are our new biggest threat and Crack-A-Snack couldn't be saved from another rollover with a French Fry missing the mark. Whatever yo
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Episode 47 - Beard Storage, Tay Tay Blackout and Party Like A Bedbug
Friday, 27 October 2023
So much this week...Garry transformed into Toast Pyschic and Chelsea requested a loyalty card to the Great British Bake Off cry bench. Margate had a DIY celebrity upgrade and people are partying like bed bugs. And does your Whatsapp Group Chat have a figh
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Episode 46 - Croissants, Cream of Tomato and Chelsea's Baby
Saturday, 21 October 2023
So much this week...Garry made a shocking sparkly discovery and Big Brother inspired the people of Kent to share their disgusting noodle news! Crack-A-Snack had an epic rollover and the croisasnt hotline was opened! From Medway zombies to Chelsea's baby,
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Episode 45 - Beckham, Bed Bugs and Breakfast Blunders
Friday, 13 October 2023
So much this week...Chelsea challenged the people of Kent to a game of Crack-A-Snack whilst Garry serenaded with a Strictly Sonnet. There was embarrassing gym nakedness, a Disney showdown and have you heard the shocking discovery about the Beckham documen
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Episode 44 - Strictly, Silly Boyfriends and Stealth Mode
Friday, 6 October 2023
So much this week... Garry may have cracked the showbiz code with Strictly predictly and Chelsea was delayed by pizza. The tech geniuses of Kent took centre stage and silly boyfriends had a whole day of ridiculousness. Bowling has had a shocking change an
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Episode 43 - Ice Cream Cones, Cats in the Fridge and a new Countdown Clock
Friday, 29 September 2023
So much this week...we celebrated Elephant Appreciation Day, shared your Lost and Found stories, tried Hula Hooping live on air in a radio first, discussed our dreams and Garry waxed lyrical with a sonnet about Strictly. We also asked the big question, ho
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Episode 42 - Titanic, Turkey and Talk like a Pirate
Friday, 22 September 2023
So much this week...it was animal madness with a Turkey celebrity in Maidstone, Johnny Depps Badger and shocking animal facts. Garry and Chelsea might feature in a music video for the new Ed Sheeran album Autumn variations and Chelsea had an eventful trip
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Episode 41 - Shoktopus, timtam slam and Pru's saggy bits
Friday, 15 September 2023
So much this week...Chelsea was unlucky and confused when she learnt about 3 drains superstition, and Kent listeners have VERY odd cutlery habits. Garry tried to be Gen Z, a Kent landmark had a glow up, and Pru's saggy bits were a big hit on the 'Bake O
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Episode 40 - Daddy Pig, Dragonfly arms and dangerous Billie Eilish
Friday, 8 September 2023
So much this week...Garry infected Billie Eilish and Chelsea can't escape the three drain superstition. The people of Kent shared their weird and wonderful first day feedback and whatever happened to Daddy Pig. Question is...did you hear the explosions in
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Episode 39 - crocs, cubes and cheesecake
Wednesday, 6 September 2023
So much this week...Chelsea saw cheesecake in a surprising place and Garry was challenged to a game of Celeb or Pet. Crocs could be making a comeback thanks to Lil Nas X and the people of Kent just LOVE some ASMR.
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Episode 38 - Dog Pubs, Imaginary Enemies and Toenail Terrors
Friday, 25 August 2023
So much this week...Chelsea and Garry fell out over choice of trousers but quickly reunited over a fresh food hack you might want to try with a loaf of bread. Harry Styles made the Breakfast show all sensual and the people of Kent shared their holiday blu
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Lionesses, Petty Revenge and Stormzy's Fish Finger Gold Card
Friday, 18 August 2023
So much this week...Stormzy was awarded the ultimate prize...a fish finger gold card, and the Barbie movie inspired a brand new doll franchise. Chelsea played a game of snack Mastermind and Garry is convinced that stings can move. The Aussies battled it o
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Episode 36 - Tamagotchi
Friday, 11 August 2023
So much this week...Taylor Swift has a very random concert request and Chelsea almost ate a napkin. Rob set fire to a table on a stag do and the people of Kent couldn't stop sharing nostalgic shops they wished were still open. Remember Tamagotchis? They a
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Episode 35 - Quiche!
Friday, 4 August 2023
So much this week...Quiche caused mayhem on the Breakfast show and Chelsea had a showbiz mic drop if you're a fan of Doctor Who! Rob and Chelsea made a shocking discovery about cake smashing and the people of Kent shared their favourite delivery driver di
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Episode 34 - Egg Hacks, Bin Grans and Tracy Beaker's House
Friday, 28 July 2023
So much this week...a Canterbury Gran inspired us all to take matters into our own hands, and Chelsea's days are numbered! Egg hacks are 'in,' loos are 'out' and kmfm hit a historic social media milestone! kmfm listener's discovered their emoji person
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Episode 33 - Axe throwing, bribery and Chelsea's cheeseboard
Friday, 21 July 2023
So much this week...Yorkshire pudding drama and first date inspiration kicked off the week followed by a Nigella Twiglet surprise and next level holiday items. Barbie is a bit of a minx and the people of Kent shared their wedding guest confessions. But th
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Episode 32 - Tattoo psychics, Tay Tay's bins and Idris Elba's Tash
Friday, 14 July 2023
So much this week... Taylor Swift's bins have raised a few eyebrows and Chelsea was SHOCKED when she heard about Idris Elba's moustache. A McWedding could be the new trend for Summer 2023 and the Whatsapp Group Chat yet again delivered some serious gossip
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Episode 31 - Sheepinis, Lolly Lols and Wheelbarrow Wanders
Friday, 7 July 2023
So much this week...Gen Z caused an egg scandal and Chelsea got everyone scratching their heads when thinking about wheelbarrows. Keep the seagulls away from your salt and vinegar crisps and flirty emojis in real life is something we all want to see. From
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Episode 30 - Indiana chicken and the ball pit of doom
Friday, 30 June 2023
So much this week...an Indiana chicken discovered a whole new civilisation and Aquaman might be on a mural in Margate soon. David Tennant was left behind and Garry had life hacks for everything from flies to pants. Chelsea was kissed by a carp and the peo
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Episode 29 - Oats, Ants, Dads and Flip Phones
Friday, 23 June 2023
So much this week...Harry Styles had a surprise guest at his Love on Tour and Garry fell down a hack hole for the Summer. Chelsea had another disastrous date but also discovered a brand new platform for singletons and the Dads of Kent took centre stage wi
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Episode 28 - Pombear Horror, Pikachu Trains and Paper Towel Magic
Friday, 16 June 2023
So much this week...Pombear horror shook the Breakfast show and a wobbly old school food favourite made a shocking return. Garry and Chelsea trained to break records and the people of Kent got things off their chest on the hump day hump line. But what we
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Episode 27 - Beyonce's Breath, Caterpillar Catastrophes and TikTok Tarot
Friday, 9 June 2023
So much this week...an EPIC half term nugget win that inspired the people of Kent. Giant caterpillars are invading the supermarkets and you need to watch out for beige flags. Mum's and Dad's spoil 'Love Island,' and the most amazing, once in a lifetime Be
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Episode 26 - Monstrous Feet, Nosh and Wackadoodle
Friday, 2 June 2023
So much this week...bbq tales and fails came rushing in after the bank holiday weekend and Chelsea impressed with her dad joke expertise. Garry fell into another life hack hole and public dunking was off the table! Saucy news and monstrous feet took the b
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Episode 25 - Disastrous dates, donuts and dunking
Friday, 26 May 2023
So much this week...shocking sausage roll discoveries, dating disasters with a musical twist and fake social media accounts were just the beginning. The people of Kent created their own Gladiator names and shared some hilarious video fails after Anne Mari
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Episode 24 - Hobbits, Holibobs and Humplines
Friday, 19 May 2023
So much this week...Lewis Capaldi loves Hobbits, Garry and Chelsea opened up the kmfm hump day hump line and Henry Hoover was abandoned. Whatsapp group chat made an epic come back and we found out what made you posh! Things gouda been feta but the cheese
